It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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