Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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