Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize
