Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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