i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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