Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
so much tequila, so little girl.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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