Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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