Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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