do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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