i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize