I must be too annoying 4 u.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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