I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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