Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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