I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
that is very illegal...i love you.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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