Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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