a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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