Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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