what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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