just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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