I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
