On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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