Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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