Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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