Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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