the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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