he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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