Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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