used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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