yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
