of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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