He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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