Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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