So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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