go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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