yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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