I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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