There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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