I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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