My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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