I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Couch. On fire.
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