? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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