fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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