Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Shame is for Republicans.
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