new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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