i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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