So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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