my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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