OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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