she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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