"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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