She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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