Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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