just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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