i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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